Choose Your Own Poker
Adventure™
You begin your adventure as a
degen named Jacob, also known as JCess, HotTowel,
and a myriad of other affectionate-yet-still-based-on-reality
nicknames. You divide your time between spamming ordinary citizens
and teaching a 2-year-old to say poker terms.
You are holding 77 and your stack is
short. What do you do?
Choose one of the actions above.
