Choose Your Own Poker
Adventure™
You are GSC, also known
as Chris and the Cackler. When not fanboying the
NBA sportsballs or going up to the roof, you enjoy giving Max a
hard time when your raise with A9 gets shoved on by the Felter.
You’ve got a nice pair of
sevens and you find yourself all in against Dani, who has Andrew
Jackson. What invocation do you utter to curry favor with the
poker gods?
Choose one of the phrases above.