Choose Your Own Poker Adventure™

GSC serious

You are GSC, also known as Chris and the Cackler. When not fanboying the NBA sportsballs or going up to the roof, you enjoy giving Max a hard time when your raise with A9 gets shoved on by the Felter.

 

You’ve got a nice pair of sevens and you find yourself all in against Dani, who has Andrew Jackson. What invocation do you utter to curry favor with the poker gods?

Choose one of the phrases above.